Good food, good friends, slightly strange conversation. Find out what happened when the flatmates and I decided to act all grown-up and invite people over for dinner.
D-I-Y Jerry Springer
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! All the fun of the show but with your own cast of gypsys, tramps and thieves. Print off the final result for fun at parties!
I was interviewed (along with a bunch of other Noozoologgers) by freelance writer Mike Crowl about weblogs and weblogging; the resulting article being published in The Listener in March 2002. Yes, it does take a little while for these things to trickle into mainstream Antipodean consciousness!
The Freak Show
Student glory days at Otago Uni, 1997 style, with Anna, Sarah and Todd.
The way this site was in olden times.
The HAL9000 Office Assistant
Annoying paperclips? Pah. Plasticine Einsteins? Rubbish. If only they'd include this with every copy of Office ...
The Hangover Rating Guide
Ever woken up with an absolute blinder of a headache, wondering just what the hell it took to get to that state in the first place? Use this trusty rating system to categorise your throbbing pain.
Love them or loathe them, they make the world go round. From 2001 to 2004, ickle.org showcased all the wonderfully small things in life, and is now archived here for your reading pleasure.
Letter from the Front
Grandad George spent a good part of the '40s defending our freedom in Europe and Africa - you can read one of his letters home.
NASA Fakes Moonlanding!
Forget about those trumped-up conspiracy theorists and phoney Fox "documentaries" - we now have conclusive proof that the moonlandings were fake.
The Search Box Personality Test
The plethora of online tests purporting to uncover the inner most reaches of your psyche all have one thing in common. They're bollocks. A list of Google searches is much more revealing. Mine are here and here.
A set of faux survival manual tips which used to live at the top of brainsluice, version one (pop-up).
It's amazing how the sedate meter of the haiku can so elegantly capture the necessary evil that is the London Underground.
You'll find a list of other sites that keep me amused on a regular basis here.