Björk has established herself as the world's favourite diminutive pop pixie (cf. Kylie who is less pixie, more princess). Even her voice is ickle. She likes to act too. When she was even tinier than she is now, she threw her cat out of the window to see if it could fly. It couldn't. Ergo, she's bonkers. I bet she's eaten fermented shark too. Ack. DP

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