he got stuck in a moment

If my Googling is to be believed, Bono’s height of 5’8” (172 cm to the rest of the world) is just barely ickler than average, though he is the shortest man in U2. But who’d’ve thought a man with a reputation so large would be so diminutive in stature? It often seems that his ego
  outweighs his home republic of Ireland. His bank accounts probably do. U2 has sold a gajillion records on the strength of his distinctly non-ickle voice and equally grand political leanings. He’s been harassing world leaders about debt relief for the Third World, a place which I’m told is rather sizeable. That’s a lot for one man to have on his shoulders. Especially if there’s already a mullet hanging there.

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