down the duff

A true miracle of the modern age, the contraceptive pill enables us to shag like bunnies and not spawn. The pill liberated many women in the sixties and seventies from other messy and
  inconvenient conception deterents, and continues to do so today, with few side effects. Except needing to ingest hormones every day, being weepy, fat, prone to thrombosis and liver damage, spotty, and having to set an alarm clock to remind you to take it at the same time every day. Apart from all those.

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