Feet. We all have them. Or do we? Have you ever seen your boss's gangly green-toed tootsies? I'm not so sure you have. Feet are required for walking – or so you think. In some cases, feet are even required for waddling. Some feet smell bad (but so do some people, but I'm sure this is beside   the point). Do your feet smell? Do you smell? Feet are always composed of at least seven, I mean, five toes. Toenails are also a common feature. Though, don’t let those nasties get overgrown. HEALTH WARNING: Feet need to be washed every day. Feet washed less regularly than this may begin to exude green smog accompanied by unattractive pungent pong. DR

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