greasy mitts

The modern science of fingerprinting began around the late 1800s and criminals have been cursing it ever since. For all
  intents and purposes, those fine whorls and ridges each of us possesses at the ends of our fingers (and toes) would be all the fuzz would need to make a good start at tracking us down ... so they're useful for keeping your nose clean in more ways than one.

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