Diminutive Scottish television presenter and short-lived cover-girl Gail Porter was made (in)famous when she appeared nekkid on the side of London's Houses Of Parliament. She wasn't actually on the building, Spiderman style: she would have been too ickle to see. Instead,   an image as big as the building was projected, so that if Tony Blair had happened to look out of the window at that moment he would have appeared but a cellulite dimple on her otherwise perfect bum. I dunno what she does now, other than those "I Love Nineteen-eighty-whatever" things and the occasional Top Of The Pops. I found a web site about her feet though. Worrying. ID

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