"Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" ... the catchphrase of the smallest star of late-70s TV. Yep, Gary Coleman. Someone for whom the word "small" has been used a lot: he's still child-size because of health problems, he only saw a small amount of the cash he earned as a child   (he sued his parents for hiding the $18m he should've received from his stint as TV's tiniest Mr T impersonator), and his acting career - now - certainly verges on the microscopic. His icklest endeavour yet? He played Kenny Falmouth in The Curse Of Monkey Island, proving that even the smallest talent can get a little smaller. In Gary's case, being ickle doesn't mean it's an easy ride. LM

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