Bloody rings ... slip them on and the next thing you know you've turned into an emaciated balding small person, hell-bent on material   possessions (well, one in particular). Still, you have to sympathise with Gollum (the artist formerly known as Smeagol) - two hobbits steal your precious and proceed to bugger off towards a fiery pit with the intention of destroying it forever. That's a day-ruiner if ever I heard one. DP

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