When intrepid global traveller Gulliver was shipwrecked on the shore of the land of Lilliput, he was surprised to find that its inhabitants were tiny and wee. But however surprised he was, it was nothing compared to the shock of the natives when this gigantic English bloke wandered in and sat down heavily on the beach, squashing a volleyball tournament and a row of miniature sunbathers. MP

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