Smarties were designed to be tiny crisp morsels of chocolately goodness for children's little teeth. They're really tasty, but at times - because of their size - they're not designed for huge be-filling-ed adult   molars to munch upon. Now they've invented Mini-Smarties. They are designed for mosquitoes to crunch down on. It's the only explanation. Children in love with the tiny may find them bouncing around their mouths like a piece of popped corn in a microwave. Adults are likely to find them fully formed three months later lodged between two back teeth. Nestlé, why!? TC

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