 It's all very well having a real tree in your living room at Christmas, but you'll regret your decision when approximately twelve minutes into Boxing Day, the tree gets bumped into by a drunken relative and every needle instantly turns brown and drops off. Likewise, it's all very well having carpet in your living room, until you find it's August and you're still picking needles out of the shag. MP |
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