not a batman in sight

Distinguished by their brightly coloured breasts, robins have been appearing on Christmas cards since Christmas cards first began. Believed to have acquired their characteristic red breast from the blood
  of Jesus, the jolly ickle birds have continued to be heavily featured in Christmas design even since this was discovered to be bollocks.

Usually inhabiting the most tasteless or kitsch of cards, robins are not experimental in their portrait poses. They are, however, almost always naked. What more do you want in a cover girl?

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