close your eyes and think of england

The most direct route to falling down known to man, shots are a perennial favourite of the inebriated (or those who are soon destined to be). Whilst seeming like a good idea at the time, those small glass vessels filled with all manner of garishly
  coloured liquors rapidly descend imbibees into hitherto unknown states of nausea and subsequent memory loss.

Some points to remember: tequila shots = good (if you stop before six); anything that's gelatin-based, flourescently-coloured or coagulates in your mouth = bad. You have been warned.

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