The official dumb blonde of the freak show, Anna is a 4th year BA majoring in Anthropology. She is noted for an addiction to horses, alcohol, cigarettes and chocolate (during the slow patches). She is allergic to almost everything including cheese, horses, and ex-boyfriends. She is trying to find the man of her dreams, but seems to find tradesmen, old school friends, ex's and strippers. Perhaps one day she might learn picking men up at the pub isn't the best way.

Teaches kids to ride at Highcliff Pony Club, and breaks bones on a regular basis in the line of duty. Also wraps airline cutlery on Thursdays with Sarah in an attempt to pay off the record breaking overdraft.

Anna was born in Auckland, but realised the mistake at an early age, and regularly decamped to Stewart Island to learn how to be a real Southern Woman. Wasted five precious years at James Hargest High School in Invercargill where she met Dave and Todd, and hasn't been able to get rid of them since. Did journalism at polytech, but decided to be an archaeologist instead when she realised being a student was much less work than earning money.

Has constant problems with men who have wives and/or girlfriends. Provides the unstable relationship quotient of the flat. Has well developed fetishes for John Leslie, Cam from Shortland Street, Stripper Boy and various ex's. Still trying to find a subject to practice on with her chocolate body paint.

Favourite saying:
"If I get any more sexually frustrated I'll explode!" ("I'd pay to see that." - Dave)