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Bodies hunt for space And armpits smell so evil I'm going to kill ... Ready to depart Stand clear of the closing doors And please, mind the gap Inconsiderate bastards wearing sandals. Smell of foot sweat. I faint. Catherine
No reading matterAlways fighting the boredom Trance me up instead Crackwhores on the tube Their arms show track-marks and dirt The train rumbles home Armpit in my face Please take your hand off my arse: Tube space invaders A baby on board? Head jiggling, parents fawning Call "Child Services" Too many people And all are sweaty morons - Tomorrow, the bus Pumpin' drum-n-bass MiniDisc? Shut the fuck up! Tinnitus be mine Special Brew is good! So sings fan of alcohol Please don't vom on me Doors sliding open The crowd won't let me get off: "Move you silly fucks!" Smelly fat old lush We all get drunk off your fumes And it's only eight Sushi girl on tube Eat black seaweed, rice, soy sauce Hide your shame at it Brits are everywhere Awful dental plans I guess Not enough braces M.F.
Mind the bloody gapWait, I think my leg is caught The train rolls along Adam
Ignorant lardarseLet me get off the tube now Or I will kick you Jo
Wide eyed tourist twatIt is not wise to stop quite So damn abruptly Jo
Underground workerIs void of information Has attitude though Jo
Stand clear of the doorsSome fool who is running late Is charging at you! Richard
Is this the Bank train?Don't be so fucking stupid You are in a plane! Richard
Don't blame the guardHe just gets paid a fortune To make rude remarks Richard
Beer drinkers be warnedThe station you are seeking Goes by as you sleep Richard
Ninety years agoLondon's underground service Nearly ran on time! Richard
What makes you thinkThe doorway is your domain? I do not fear you Jo
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