This site is so Martha Stewart, it's not funny ... and if I ever said the following, I'm sure I'd be set upon in an instant:
Bachelor party toast:
"Drink, my buddies, drink with discerning,
Wedlock's a lane where there is no turning;
Never was owl more blind than lover;
Drink and be merry, lads; and think it over."
Gifts for groomsmen? Not in this hemisphere, mister.
</wedding-related madness>
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