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A regular Christmas in the Pannett household:

1. Wake up early, check sister's stocking, see if she got better looking wrapped pressies than me, quietly replace items in stocking.
   
   
2. Attempt to fall back to sleep.
   
   
3. Fail.
   
   
4. Get up, open pre-sussed stocking.
   
   
5. Wake parents up noisily.
   
   
6. Create environmental wrapping paper disaster.
   
   
7. Eat huge big fuck-off Christmas lunch.
   
   
8. Down Christmas cheer.
   
   
9. Pass out.
   
   
10. Wake up sometime later.
    
    
11. Sit in sun.
    
    
12. Fill burgeoning stomach with barbeque food.
    
    
13. Squeeze more alcohol in.
    
    
14. Watch Queen (monarch, not group).
    
    
15. Pass out again.
    
    

This year will break with tradition: my first Christmas away from my family. I'm picturing less presents, equivalent food, more alcohol. It's nice to have friends :)
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