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If you had the chance, which one of TV's "The Golden Girls" would you kill? The answer is quite obvious for the punter who submitted the following:

"I Would Kill ... Dorothy Zbornak!
Dorothy, whilst striding mannishly through Central Park one morning to get her daily helping of NADS HAIR REMOVER from the drugstore ... gets attacked by a plague of 'Killer Beas' ... who fly down her throat, and sting her to death from the inside. Unfortunately for her ... help arrives too late in the form of Doogie Howser, MD ... who, upon seeing his patient ... decides to let her die in the interests of ensuring there is not a glut on the market of sideshow freaks (hairy women are everywhere these days!) The remaining 3 Golden Girls enjoy the fact that the toilet lid is finally DOWN...!!! ;)"

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