* May appear hairier than in photos. May cause drowsiness. See your doctor if pain persists. Irritation may occur after excessive contact. Not suitable for frequent application. Contains FDC Blue 3.
** Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Dark colours may bleed - wash separately. May be harmful to children. Batteries not included. Not for sale outside Australia. Contains no genetically-modified ingredients.
*** Dizziness and/or nausea may occur with frequent use. Do not exceed recommended dose. Flammable - handle with care. Light blue touch paper - stand well clear. Dryclean ONLY. Objects in the mirror may be uglier than they appear.
**** Always read the label. Do not mix with alcohol. No purchase necessary. The value of your Tom™ may fall as well as rise. May contain traces of nuts.
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