"We then caught a night bus down south towards the beach, however managed to plough into a few sheep so had to call the Turkish delegation for the protection of livestock, the livestock coroner, the vet (for those that survived the carnage), a representative for the Sheep Have Rights Too collective, the traffic police, the actual police police, the insurance company, and the bus company for a new bus because without authorisation from the Prime Minister of Turkey himself and four Jedi knights, you cannot travel with a broken front light. Of course the whole lot of them had to come and witness the scene and discuss the consequences of such an incident for Asia Minor in general. Whilst all this was all being sorted, we sat on the side of the road for a few hours and waited for a new bus. With treatment, I am now able to laugh."Note to self: learn the art of humourously recounting travel-related incidents.
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