- True. Davo, Doster, Doogie, DJ, Davey Crockett. Use them at your own risk.
- True. "Hanlon" chronicled the life of a New Zealand lawyer in the 1800s. He famously failed to defend the infanticidal Minnie Dean, the first and last woman to be hanged in New Zealand. I was a street-urchin. Beforehand, and for the sake of "authenticity", they shore my head. I cried.
- False. Whist people have been known to liken me to Chandler, I don't possess a nubbin.
- True. Alexandra, Andrew, Caroline, Christopher, Craig, Debbie, Edward, Elliot, Grace, Holly, Jayne, Julie, Rebecca, Shona, Simon and Stephen.
- True. And I'm not sure that I ever will.
- True. "Oh we saw your skinny/taller/less-hairy/Polynesian look-a-like last night ... I could've sworn it was you."
- True. New Zealand Marmite (marketed as Vitamite over here), not British Marmite. Mmmm ... yeasty.
- True. But I love them nonetheless.
- True. Surprising, but true. Don't like the smell.
- True. I looked like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. It was promptly shaved off as soon as I realised this wasn't going to change with further growth.
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