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Note to self: Never ever wear your new favourite light-coloured shirt out to dinner, then order something with a sloppy tomato base, then slip the piece of pork you've just hacked off rapidly across the plate, causing InstantStaining™ sauce to fly all over the front of said shirt. Don't do it. Because it'd be embarrassing and annoying, okay?
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