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So, the dilemma goes like this. You go into labour while doing the grocery shopping and end up giving birth a short time later. So what do you call your kid?:

"The couple are so grateful for the help they got from staff, their baby's middle name will be Sainsbury. However, they still cannot agree on whether his first name should be Hinock or Nathaniel."

My friends Meg Waitrose Pickard, Luke Tesco Martin and Tom Safeway Coates couldn't be reached for comment.
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