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Okay, so nothing much more came of Musical Theatre Month unfortunately, but the spirit lives on in the avoid-at-all-costs "restaurant" on the seventh floor. Umm, okay guys, that's a restaurant like McDonald's is a restaurant. Sheesh. So anyway, yesterday was their "Space Promotion". You could chose between "Jean Luc Picard's Beef Bourginonne", "Chicken Proton Torpedo", "Chewbacca's Millenium Falcou" and "Klingons' Vegetarian Noodles".

Right, first of all, Monsieur Picard was barely French, what with that English accent and those "Tea - Earl Grey - hot" commands to the nearest replicator every five minutes. Which leads me to conclude that French culture has been completely obliterated by the 24th century. Which would not necessarily be a bad thing I hear many of you cry. But I digress. Secondly, it's photon torpedo, not proton torpedo. And if you bit down on one of those you'd soon know all about it. Thirdly, I thought Han Solo owned that ship and what the fuck is this hairball doing in my "falcou"? Finally, Klingons are about the least vegetarian creations in the history of science fiction. Try Vulcans next time kids.

Oh dear, I've just revealed myself as a complete Star Trek nutter. Well screw you too.
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