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Tom makes me do bad things. Like when he drags me into Virgin late at night and starts looking in the DVD section. Oh dear, I seem to have just purchased the first season of Futurama on DVD. How did that happen? In the cold light of day however, the decision was still wise ... I mean, how can you go wrong with scenes like this?

	Amy:		So what do you think of that guy by the bar?
	Leela:		I don't know, maybe.
	Bender:		Forget it, he's gay.
	Leela:		What? How can you tell?
	Bender:		I just know these things. I've got what they call "gaydar."
	Leela:		There's no such thing.
	Bender insists that there is, and to prove it, he reaches into his chest cavity and pulls out a little dial-laden box with a satellite dish coming out the top. Bender aims at the man, and a little pink light buzzes.
	Bender:		Yep, he's gay.
	Amy:		Are you sure?
	Bender:		Definitely ... unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon.

From episode #4: "Love's Labour's Lost in Space".
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