This little gem turned up in our mailbox yesterday:
I realise that the text is pretty weeny in that scan but the gist of it is there are parents in our 'hood who are willing to supervise their five-year-old (sorry, 5 years 3 months) daughter doing household chores for you. For $2 a day. Call now!
I know I haven't been one for a while but surely five-year-olds have better things to do with their time? Like eating paste and screaming, maybe? I'm of half a mind to ring the parents up and ask if she can crawl into my chimney and clean it, or remove the little bits of yarn from underneath my warehouse of industrial looms or something. But the real kicker is the second bullet point - she will trap and remove possums for you for $5. Now that's one wily little five-year-old.
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