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God bless the humble, time-honoured, penis-enlargement spam message. Somehow the geniuses who relentlessly send them have cottoned on to the fact that people tend to filter out e-mails with subject lines including words like "cock", "dick" and indeed "penis", so they try to get inventive. To wit, the following missives which arrived today:

• Make Her Slurp It All Off Your Sizeable Rod
  
  
• Make Her Gag On Your Monster Size Member
  
  
• Shatter Her Meat Tunnel With Your Huge Husky Third Leg
  
  
• She'll Beg You To Stop After She Gets A Piece Of Your Monster Tool
  
  

Such clever little scamps, aren't they?
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