"My boyfriend and I had (note the past tense) been going out for a couple of years. Usually for Valentine's we did cheap but thoughtful gifts - heart-shaped cakes, treasure hunts round the neighbourhood, that sort of thing. Last year he told me he had the best idea yet. I was pretty excited, but knowing he was working with a student budget I assured him it didn't need to be expensive or extravagant. He assured me otherwise, but 'knew I'd love it'.Goodbye boyfriend indeed! As my antithetical contribution to the day's 'celebrations', I cooked a delicious dinner for two hot women. So there!Come Valentine's Day, I come home from work to find a treasure hunt. 'How nice', I think, 'maybe there's a bunch of flowers at the end'. Oh no. At the end I find my boyfriend. Handcuffed to the kitchen table in his undies. Along with his younger brother. Goodbye, boyfriend."
‹ 14.2.07 / 2 comment(s) ›
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"Delicious indeed :) almost as much as watching the chef extradordinare himself in action - but not quite."
‹ posted by 
on 15.2.07 ›
"When I saw the acronym VD, it was before the date of the post... So I thought, my, that's bold, sharing stories of how people got the clap...
*boggle*"
‹ posted by Andy on 27.3.07 ›